if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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