You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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