who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
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apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
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I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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