3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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