Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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