I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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