you guys were way drunker than both of me
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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