i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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