This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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