sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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