What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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