doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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