I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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