I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
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He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
i now understand why vodka
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