I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
My cat gives me a boner
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
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So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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