awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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