She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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