You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Is it because I queefed?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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