Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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