i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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