I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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