I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
