yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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