Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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