I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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