Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
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I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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