is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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