dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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