i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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