So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
