I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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