No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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