we have pet lesbian snakes
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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