Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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