i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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