Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
this is an emotional support booty call
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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