What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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