It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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