need another drink. this is the easiest way
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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