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I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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