Your face is a jimmy john
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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