I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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