I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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