can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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