I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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