Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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