Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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