that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
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