Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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