So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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