Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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