just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I deserve this hangover.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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