i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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