thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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